Minion of Evil by Shannon Ryan
David Graves is having a bad life. A bill collector is threatening grievous bodily harm. His girlfriend thinks he’s an incompetent loser. His human resources manager, a creature of nightmare, is sexually harassing him. His Satanist bosses have tricked him into signing a contract that dooms him to an eternity of telemarketing. And, when he finally meets a girl he likes, she’s more interested in rebuilding transmissions and random acts of violence.
Can David escape his evil bosses, win the heart of a wrench-wielding psychopath, and—just maybe—save his soul?