Fangs for Nothing


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Fangs For Nothing by Shannon Ryan
Vinny is twenty-seven. He still lives with his parents. He lives in the basement, and keeps the curtains closed. He lives from one day to the next, without much progress. If he were alive, he’d be called a ne’er-do-well. But Vinny is undead–a vampire.
It happened quite by accident. Veronica was hungry, and Vinny was alone in the dark on the street. She actually thought she had killed him. Now, every morning Vinny’s Mom opens his curtains, he smokes.
So Vinny lives forever. What to do, what to do? Well, there are all these XBox games that need playing. And, in feeding, he has inadvertently created an entourage that adores him. Now, if he only had a job . . .
. . . selling cosmetics.
Vinny gets to “dress up.” Vinny becomes popular. Vinny blunders his way into conflict with the Master Vampire of Omaha. Vinny . . . well, you’ll see.